Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Oh.

Fuck.
A downside tumble to oblivion.

BIRTHDAY!

I dream,
of a perfect birthday.
Wanna hear?
Here we goo.

8th Jan
School ends.
My beloved class of all times throws me a surprise party,
my paramore gives me the best kiss ever.
Cake smashing and a speech.
Nothing but special.
Awesome dinner with parents, preferbly Japanese.

9th Jan
The rat pack throws me a awesome beer drinking, burger eating night out.
Followed up with a surprise dare-devil stunt, hopefully not that extreme bungee thing.[fear of heights.
Meet my awesome girlfriend.
Awesome presents from everyone.
Blo night out at *cough*cough* More beer.
Poker night with the magic people.
And wins loads of money.

This would be beyond my wildest dreams.

Here is what happen:

8th Jan
School ends.
My beloved class of all times throws me a surprise party,
my paramore gives me the best kiss ever.
Cake smashing and a speech.
Nothing but special.
Awesome dinner with parents, preferbly Japanese.

9th Jan
The rat pack throws me a awesome beer drinking, burger eating night out.
Followed up with a surprise dare-devil stunt, hopefully not that extreme bungee thing.[fear of heights.
Meet my awesome girlfriend.
Awesome presents from everyone.
Blo night out at *cough*cough* More beer.
Poker night with the magic people.
And wins loads of money.

Thanks guys for the awesome, most memorable birthday ever.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Eight-fucking-teen

Its 2 more days,
i cant wait.

Why are people so easily tempted by money?
Can we actually live without it?
I have a vision of a perfect colony without money.
I even dreamt that i made it happen.
Okay wait.
Before i go on changing the world,
i gotta chance myself first.

First up,
the hair.


preparation for being 18

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Now the serious part.

Ohh 2008.
How will you be forgotten?
It was literally a stagnant year.
A forgettable one
First off,
I am between 16 and 18.

Lets look back.
Lets see if 2008 is a hero, or a villain.

FIRST QUARTER
Hmm, pretty much hanging with the ratpack everyday.
Celebrated my 17th birthday,
working.
IKEA is a douche.
Score - Villain

Comes Febuary,
my social circle expanded three-fold,
camps and a new school,
'Hello' is the word.
Score - Hero

Now its March,
A month before school starts,
did stuff i always wanted to do.
Ran around Singapore like a tourist.
Score - Hero


2nd Quarter[2-1]

Whistle blows.
We are on to the 2nd quarter.
Hero is leading 2-1 against Villain
Not much action so far.

April arrives with a bang.
Boom, School started.
Boom, new friends.
Boom, new and exciting nonsense comes out everyweek.
Waazaaa.
Score - Hero

May, May, Come what may.
May was lazy
and dull.
She wasnt much of a catch.
She is normal and disgusting.
She doesnt give Mark the excitement he needed.
And oh yea.
May loves exams.
Score - Villain

And oh its Junebug.
We are closing in on the half,
this is when things starts to get hot.
I hope..
Well June was pretty much baddd.
While the little children go and play,
Poor Mark studies all day.
But awesome thing is,
BARCODES FOR BREAKFAST IS FOUNDED
Point Hero.
and also point villain for the exams =P

3rd Quarter[4-3]

Oh horrible July,
how i wished there were only 11 months in a year.

Hanged out with barcodes,
forming a bond greater than any lord of the ring shit.
Gandalf can blow me.

But here comes the bad part.
I got lured.
Like a fish to a bait.
Damn drought.
And i regretted the decision i made.
Those close to me would know.
The others, just take it as the hero trips.

Fuck you july.
Point - Hero for the hanging out
2 points - villain for that awful time

August.
Ah august.
the blossoming of a happy, carefree and heavenly
REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP.
Point Villain.
And point villain again cause HERO LIED.

September.
ahh, Silly september.
Finally, got out of the shithole i dug.
Great 2nd part of the month.
Whew.

Point Kelvin, wait i mean Villain
[p.s. thanks kelvin, youre a lifesaver.]
[haha]

4th Quarter

October.
Sigh, lonely october.
Everything became stagnant again.
BUT school sudddenly became fun.
but exams killed it.
sigh, i wanted to give this point to HERO
but the 4 supp papers he gave me point otherwise.
Villain gets a penalty and scores.
Point Villain.

November.
Dramatic november.
I had gotten sooo close to my class that i forgot the real reason of being in school.
However, my work has been improving, never ffailed a test that sem.
Point Hero, good work.

December.
Oh oh.
Romantic December.
First of, point hero
- cause of xmas.
And once agian
point hero.
i found someone who appreciate me for who i am,
and vice versa.

Final Score.[8-8]
What an exciting game.
I guess the battle neverends.
I guess its [once again i know its really cliched and 10 other blogs already written that the year is] full of ups and downs.

OKAY
next up,
the thanks youss.

Oh look, its them.

Oh yes,
its 2009 already.
Here's where we left off last year

The rat pack, end of 2007
And now, us, still as awesome as ever
Oh wait, matt has not send me
the pictures,
dammnnnn.

Anyway.
Like all you other bloggers are doing,
my new year's resolution is not to make one.
besides,
we end up breaking them anyway right?

well, okay i give me a simple one.
No supp papers for this sem.

And oh oh,
be a much better bro.

And ohoh,
buy the bro code from Amazon, only $19.99.